Let me tell you straight in the beginning that this post is not only for pretty girls out there. Everyone visit market, with or without girlfriends. To bargain more and fill up your pockets: we’ve come up with the Universal collection of common yet wackiest bargain liners from all around the India.
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1. NA TERI NA MERI!
We have a simple formula for solving such equations. When he’s selling it for 500, you’re asking it for 300 = NA TERI NA MERI, 400 MAIN FINAL KARDO.
Accept it! Each one of us has used it at least once in our lifetime.
2.Bhaiya sahi bhaav lagao!
Wait… The shopkeeper turns suddenly into brother when you want to lower the rates. Someone great once said, “A relative in need, is a relative in deed “.
3. No..No..This is too much!
The best thing to do when the shopkeeper speaks too much.
4. Wait, I’ll be back…Have something else to do.
Okay. So you wanna check the other shops out huh?
5. My uncle has a shop too.
So what? Why not you go buy stuff from your imaginary uncle?!
6. Bhaiya bohot margin hai abhi toh.
Let’s not talk about it. We know EVERYTHING!
7. Discount kitna hai?
Because getting discount from shops other than “FIXED PRICE SHOP” is too mainstream.
8. Dena hai toh do.. *fake talks*
We don’t care. We don’t care. *Please reduce 10 Rupees _/_*
9. Bhaiya regular customer hu. Kuch toh kam karo.
There’s no definition for REGULAR when we’re in the market. Is there?
10. I’ll take two. Now tell the final price.
Shoppers have a law too. Price per piece is inversely proportional to the number of products being sold.
11. Dusri shop pe toh sasta hai!
Okay, Now don’t lie you shopkeeper. You’re under arrest!
12. My friend bought it for less.
Hey? That’s discrimination. And cheating. And fraud. Okay?
13. *Hands over lesser money* Aree bhaiya chal jayega.
That’s my favourite one. I’ve tried it million zillion of times, and everytime I have failed.
You’ve got some more? Why not tell in the comment…